Welcome To The Village With The Long Name
A man and his wife were driving through the Welsh countryside when they came across a road sign which read Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
The husband says the name and his wife laughs. «That’s not how you pronounce it,» she says and proceeds to say it herself. Her husband nearly crashes the car laughing, and they start debating how to pronounce the name.
Well the debate soon becomes an argument and coming up to lunch time they pull into a restaurant in the town whose name is the subject of the argument. As they’re settling their bill, the wife says to the cashier, «Excuse me, but would you mind settling an argument between my husband and me? Could you possibly pronounce the name of where we are, only please do it very very slowly.»
The cashier leans forward and says,