A Couple At Pearly Gates
A couple dies and goes to heaven.
They are greeted at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. As they are being processed for admission they decide to ask Saint Peter if they can get married in heaven.
Saint Peter tells them he will find out and get back to them. Finally, after 2 months he returns to the couple and tells them, “Yes, you can get married in heaven.”
The couple then proceeds to ask him, “What if it does not work out, can we also get a divorce?”
To which Saint Peter tells them, “It took me 2 months to find you a priest, how long do you think it will take me to find you a lawyer?”