Pass This Test To Get Into Heaven
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each present something that symbolizes Christmas if you wish to get into heaven.”
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the Pearly Gates,” Saint Peter announced.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
Saint Peter responded, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The Irishman replied, “These are Carol’s.”