Assassin Charging $10,000 Per Bullet

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Assassin Charging $10,000 Per Bullet

Assassin Charging $10,000 Per Bullet

So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.

A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?”

“Yup.”

“What if you miss?”

He looks at the man, deadly serious. “I don’t miss…”

“Okay, we’ll I’ve got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They’re at the motel together right now.”

“Let’s go,” the assassin says.

So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.

“They’re in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his *ick off.”

The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.

“Well? What are you waiting for!?” the husband asks.

“Hold on a minute. I think I can save you $10,000.”

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