Attracting A Lot Of Female Attention
The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, André, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention.
So, one day he asks André about his secret.
André replies: “Well, before sex I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me last longer”.
Later that day, the college teacher gets home to his wife and finds her in the shower – a welcome opportunity for sex.
So, he quickly undresses and starts banging his willy against the dresser, just before hearing his wife calling from the shower: “Is that you, André?”.