Lord, Please Help Me Out
Fearing that he would be late for an important business meeting in London, a motorist was beginning to panic because he couldn’t find a parking space. Street after street was full, and growing ever more desperate, he decided to seek help from the Almighty.
Looking up to Heaven, he said: “Lord, please help me out here. If you find me a parking space, I’ll give up drink and women and go to Mass every Sunday.”
Then as he turned the corner, miraculously a parking space appeared.
He looked skyward again and said: “Never mind, I found one.”