Three Men Discuss Wives’ Pregnancies
Three men were at a bar discussing coincidences.
The first man said, “My wife was reading A Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins.”
“That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “My wife was reading The Three Musketeers
The third man shouted, “Oh man, I have to rush home!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!”