Why Did You Die ? Oh Why ?
A man was at a grave yard kneeing down in front of a tombstone.
He began to moan “Why did you die oh why did you have to die?”
A passer by knelt down next to the man and said “Was this person very close to you?”
“No, actually i never met him!” replied the man.
“Why are you moaning then?” asked the passer-by curiously.
“He was my wife’s first husband!”