But Her B***s Are So Big
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Penny said, “My family and I went to the zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, Penny, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”
Lizzie raised her hand and said, “My family and I went to a theme park and saw the fireworks. I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Good, Lizzie, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”
Alec raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because Alec was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Alec said loudly, “My sister has a sweater with ten buttons.”
The teacher said, “That’s nice, Alec. However, you did not use the word ‘fascinate’ in your sentence.”
Alec then continued, “But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!”