He Mated 365 Times Last Year

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He Mated 365 Times Last Year

He Mated 365 Times Last Year

A man takes his wife to the stock show.

They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.

They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:

“This bull mated 50 times last year.”

The wife turns to her husband and says,

“He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.”

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:

“This bull mated 65 times last year.”

The wife turns to her husband and says,

“This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month.

“You can learn from this one, also.”

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:

“This bull mated 365 times last year.”

The wife’s mouth drops open and says,

“WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one.”

The man turns to his wife and says,

“Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow.”

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