If I Catch You, I Screw You
The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful naked woman with a sign that says “If you catch me, you can screw me.”
An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs. lighter.
A month later, he returns and needs to lose 50 lbs.
The receptionist sends him upstairs again, but this time there are two girls with the same sign.
A day later, he comes out 50 lbs. lighter.
A year later, he returns and needs to lose 100 lbs.
He gets sent upstairs again, where he finds a huge gorilla with a sign that reads
“If I catch you, I screw you.”