That Isn’t Really Magic Beer

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That Isn't Really Magic Beer

That Isn’t Really Magic Beer

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

“Magic Beer,” he announces.

She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks away. Soon, though, she decides there is no one else worth talking to, so she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,”That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”

“Yes, I’ll show you.”

He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can’t believe it. “You have to do that again.”

He takes another drink of beer, and again, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back.

Amazed, the woman immediately wants to try it, so the guy says to the bartender, “Give her one of what I’m having.”

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets several stories, breaks every bone in her body and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, you’re a real a–hole when you’re drunk, Superman!”

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