In The Middle Of The Cow’s A$$

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In The Middle Of The Cow's A$$

In The Middle Of The Cow’s A$$

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you? “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. “

“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s arse.

Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!’

“I don’t remember much after that ..”

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