Married For Nearly 20 Years
Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head.
When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing.
His mate turns to him and says, “Dave, that’s one of the nicest most respectful things I’ve ever seen.”
Dave replies, “Well we were married for nearly 20 years.”