Penguin Needs His Car Fixed
A penguin is driving his car when he notices that the ‘check engine’ light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor.
He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first auto shop. After dropping the car off for repairs, the penguin goes for a walk. He sees an ice-cream shop and decides that something cold would really hit the spot.
He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. The ice cream is delicious, but since the penguin doesn’t have any hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat, smearing the ice cream all over his face.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem with the car. The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just vanilla ice cream.”