12 Really Crappy One-Liners

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12 Really Crappy One-Liners

12 Really Crappy One-Liners

  1. Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!
  2. Which country has the squarest sheep? Cuba.
  3. Regardless of what the Borg said, resistance is NOT futile, it’s just voltage divided by current!
  4. What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He’s outstanding in his field!
  5. Hey, have you seen that crazy one-legged midget that hangs around outside of Wal-Mart and hides from ugly people? Oh, of course you haven’t.
  6. Why does a chicken coop has two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
  7. What do Jewish women get when they go to the gynecologist? A pap schmear!
  8. So I walked in on my dad chopping Onions one day… and it made me cry. Onions was my favorite cat.
  9. To whom do agnostics pray? To whom it may concern.
  10. what did the zero say to the eight? Hey man, nice belt!
  11. What do you get when you mix Viagra with Chuck E. Cheese? Kicked out.
  12. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

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