A 19 Year Old Blonde Model
A 19 year old blonde model was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone, when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer, who also happened to be a blonde, asked for the blonde’s driver’s license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, “Uhm, I can’t find it. What does a driver’s license look like?”
Irritated, the blonde cop said, “You dummy, it’s got your picture on it!”
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license!” and handed the mirror to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. If you would have told me right away that you’re a police officer too, then we could have avoided all of this.”