An Inspector Went Into Asylum
An inspector goes in to an asylum.
He needs to make sure that all of the patients’ rooms are up to code, following a new set of regulations.
When he enters the first room, the patient is shooting an imaginary basketball.
The inspector asks, “What are you doing?”
“When I get out of here, I’m going to be in the NBA,” the patient responds.
“Okay…” replies the inspector. He checks out the room, takes some notes, and moves on.
As he enters the second room, there is a patient swinging an imaginary golf club.
“What are you doing?” asks the inspector.
“When I get out of here, I’m going to go on the PGA tour,” the patient replies.
“Okay…” says the inspector. He checks out the room, takes some notes, and moves on.
As he enters the third room, he sees a patient with his penis in a can of cashews.
“What are you going to be when you get out of here?”
Asks the inspector.
The patient replies, “Are you kidding me?! I’m never getting out of here! I’m freakin’ nuts!”